Dear Aunt Bee,
Why is it that once i shag a dude, i lose interest in him even if the shag was super? i always get this feeling that i want to move to the next one. i feel like a female praying mantis 'the sexual predator'! i sort of enjoy this but am afraid that its going to affect my chances of getting married....my future plans! Please help.
Sharon
Dear Sharon,
My advise to you is to shag like a guy.Shag,shag, shag until there are no more guys to shag in Nairobi and you have to rewind the guys youve already shagged or move to another county. Eventually, your conscience will get to you and your shag button will turn itself off automatically.When youre ready to get married, get a guy who doesnt speak a word in English. Then he wont be able to hear the gossip and the rumors about the greatest shageress that ever lived in Nairobi.
Aunt Bee
On that note, is there a waiting list?
ReplyDeleteAlso I suggest you get yourself a manager so that you can have your mind strictly on business..
AnonyCock
aunt bee this is one of the lamest advice i have heard this young lady is troubled she must have some issues and you telling her to be a 'shagress' is trully a joke
ReplyDeleteu need Jesus
ReplyDeleteSHAG ME I DONT MIND IF WE DONT DO IT AGAIN
ReplyDeleteCome and Shag me. Am sure that you will come back for more
ReplyDeleteAnd you tell me this world is not coming to an end......
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