ORGASMS

Hi aunt Bee,my problem is this.....i screwed a womann of 2 kids but the moment i was introducing my memmber,she was like ai ai sssssaaaa was it coz of pain or just erotic? 


Stan




Dear Stan, 

Orgasms 
Of course by now you must know that there are different kinds of orgasms.. 
1) the positive orgasm: 'Oh yes, ohh yesss, oh yessss!' 

2) the negative orgasm: 'oh no, ohh nooo, oh nooo!' ...the spiritual orgasm: 'oh god, ohh goddd, oh goooddd!' 

3) the fake orgasm: 'yesss..are u cooming??..i aaaaaamm...awwwww!!' 

4) the indian orgasm: 'nehi baabi..nehiiii nehii....' 

5) the ghetto orgasm: 'sh***et!!...awwwwww f****ck!!!.. f***##*cckk!!' 

6) the instrumental orgasm: 'oonnnh,aaaeeeh,iiioo,uuuu eaaaaeeiiooohh' and finally 

7)the luo orgasm: 'aiyooo..aiyooooooooohhh wuololooooo...maiyooooo..thoo...kanyo...beeebiii....kanyo' 

8) the luhya orgasm: 'timbili...uuuwiiii...munduuuuuuuuu....wasee...sanaaaaawe kaikaikai....i...am gaaamiiing!!!!..' 

9) the kalenjin orgasm 'koongoiiiiiiiiiiiimisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....mamingala..kisooop bamong'ooo.ghaleeeeeeeeeeeey' 
10) the kisii orgasm: 'obeeeeeeeeeeee...naaaaaaaaaakure.....gakiiiiinousuuuuuuuuuu..........nobaaaaaaaaaa.......keiiiiiiii'
11)the kikuyu orgasm: 'nindirokaaaaaaa.....ndiroooka!! weeeeeee....meeeeeniiiiii... coka ....wo...... wo.... wo..woooiii..... ngaaaaaaaiii........ningumia' 
12)the uganda orgasm: 'eeeiche bambi.....neeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii!! weeeeeee.... 

Now, my point is different women have different ways of expressing the sensation they feel during sex.Some are loud, some are soft, some just lie there like logs. Sometimes its pleasure, sometimes its pain, sometimes its both. 

You need to get to know a woman in order for you to know how she expresses herself.Otherwise its hard to tell on the first night unless maybe you ask her. 

I ran a guy out of the bedroom once because he thought i was feeling pain though it was my trademark pleasure moan.Clearly, he had never heard a woman moan before. 

And I hate when a guy asks "Am I hurting you?". And something else women hate is a guy saying "nyamaza" or "wacha kulia".I mean, what happened to freedom of expression?Unless youre hiding something? Id rather a guy puts his hand over my mouth when im too loud.I like that. 

I hope Ive answered your question. 

Yours truly, 
Aunt Bee