INTRO

Introducing, Aunt Bee, your sex therapist. Ask all those mind boggling (or is it waist boggling, hehe) sex questions that have been bothering you and Ill give u the solutions.I might not have all the answers but I sure will try. 


The first question I got was from Jim who asked me: 'Who's a sex therapist?(i.e. age, qualifications, gender, xperience, marital status, place of residence..etc "


My answer was:- 


Dear Jim ,
I am a quack sex therapist so ill give you my qualifications.

Age :- old enough to fuck and young enough to turn someone else on.Especially the opposite sex.

Gender:- Male, Female, Hamaephrodite/transvetite,etc

Experience:- There is not enuf space here to give my credentials.But the experience is enuf.I can send you a copy of my CV on request.

Marital status:- I will marry when I want.

Place of residence :- Your place , or mine.Bedroom is fine but kitchen floor,stairs,bathroom and patio would be ecstatic.Lets just say Anywhere. 
So indulge me. Im happy to help.


Send your questions to gyalis80@gmail.com


Yours truly, 
Aunt Bee


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